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When sexy Halloween costumes are too hot

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One of the things we love the most about this time of year is the sexy Halloween costumes. Who doesn’t enjoy it when that friend you want to bang shows off their perfect body? Well, the only problem with that is that you get pretty stimulated when the girl you made friends with in college decides to be Sexy Sriracha and you’ve got a thing for spicy food, or the hot dude from the gym is dressed like a Sexy Thor and you’d like to see if that’s Mjolnir in his pants or he’s just happy to see you. Whatever turns you on, there’s bound to be someone hot and seductively dressed at any Halloween party.

Sometimes you can get lucky at a Halloween bash because people are feeling more adventurous, but what if you end up frustrated? Nip that possibility in the bud. The obvious thing to do if you don’t want to take a risk on jerking off in the bathroom at the club or party (although the possibility of getting caught might be a turn-on) is to masturbate before you even leave the house. Use your fifi male masturbator and you don’t even need to worry about running late for your night out because of needing to clean it, and there will be nothing to clean up when you get home. The disposable sleeves make this the easiest male sex toy to use and own. Do your deed, toss the sleeve, and you’re done. It feels better than your hand. Trick or treat, or should we say dick or treat?

And if you’re headed to the right kind of party where people won’t recognize it, you can even bring your fifi along as a bottle cozy.

Happy Halloween, horn dogs! Get your fifi here.

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