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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, our favorite almost-porn

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We think it’s pretty safe to say that lingerie shows are the only fashion shows that most straight guys will pay attention to. It’s almost like watching the network TV version of softcore smut. The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was taped in Paris on November 30th, but it’s being aired on CBS December 5th, so you didn’t miss it. You can still set your DVRs for this almost-porn! Brazilian lingerie supermodel Adriana Lima, probably the most famous Victoria’s Secret Angel of them all, is just one of the hotties who strutted the only runway that most straight guys can look forward to every year, like some kind of early Christmas present that the mysterious Victoria gives us. Here at fifi headquarters, we’ve got our DVRs set but don’t tell our girlfriends we told you.

Other sexy Brazilian models who will be wrapped up in tasty bras and panties include VS Angels Alessandra Ambrosio and Lais Ribeiro. Look for statuesque Swedish blonde Elsa Hosk, one of several gorgeous Euro babes in the show. The American beauties stalking the catwalk include sexy sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid, VS Angel Jasmine Tookes, Nashville-born VS Angel Lily Aldridge, and Puerto Rico’s own Joan Smalls.

Kendall Jenner is one of the Kardashians and she’s in this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, too. Reality shows, especially ones starring the Kardashians, are a favorite “love to hate” guilty pleasure that our girlfriends and wives like to tell people they don’t watch. Even though we complain loudly when they take away our coveted TV time to watch them, sometimes we secretly enjoy it. What can we say, the girls are hot. We’re going to be watching the VS runway for Kendall, too.

You can almost get away with pretending that you’re watching it for the live music, which includes the Weeknd, Bruno Mars, and Lady Gaga this year. But we all know the reason we’ll be watching and it’s about satin- and lace-wrapped boobs and asses.

Are you doing to be watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tonight, too? Don’t worry, you won’t be the only guy out there who does.

 

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