Some of us here at fifi are big-time fans of air conditioning and not being in the sun. Unfortunately for us, we live in a place that stays hot from late May through late September. Ergo, we pretty much run from our houses to our cars to buildings for almost half the year, give or take a few weeks. We like spending our summer indoors whenever possible, thanks.
Not all of the fifi staff is so miserable going outside this time of year, but we’re not talking about them right now. They’re probably out on the lake in a boat or playing sports ball of some kind… we’re not sure. Anyway, we know that just because you shun the sun (and triple-digit temperatures and bugs and humidity) doesn’t mean you’re only sitting on your ass inside the house. Something about this time of year can make you especially horny and sometimes you don’t have anyone around with whom you can express those urges.
The fifi male masturbator helps make these salacious summer indoor activities more enjoyable. Just because you happen to be alone and aroused doesn’t mean you can’t make the experience as sensually pleasing as possible, so you don’t want to settle for your hands. Yours truly likes to set a mood with certain adult movies and a beer. (We don’t know how our workmates like to jack off—just because we all work together to bring you the best male masturbator doesn’t mean we actually share our masturbatory habits with each other around the break room table, you dig?)
Anyway, unless you’re a habitual exhibitionist, you probably also keep your outdoor sexual escapades to a minimum, whether solo or with partners. If you’re like most guys, the last thing you want to do is clean out your sex toy, so you’ll appreciate fifi’s no-mess cleanup. The fifi male sex toy is the easiest way to keep yourself entertained when the weather’s keeping you inside and you’re horny. Get fifi here and enjoy the rest of your summer indoors.Back