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Smart condoms—a FitBit for your penis?

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Technology always manages to make sex better. There will always be scientists out there trying to improve upon what was already the world’s favorite pastime, and now there’s a company that has produced smart condoms.

The I.Con from British Condoms is “the world’s first smart condom” and it tracks your sexual performance. A wearable condom ring, it can last for six to eight hours of use before you recharge it with a micro-USB. You can now preorder this smart condom for $74 from the British Condoms website, but there’s no word yet on the shipping date.

We don’t know about you, but we’re gadget freaks and that includes our sex lives. The I.Con sounds like a FitBit for your penis.

“Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse?” asks the company’s website. “How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month, or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world? Welcome to the future of wearable technology in the bedroom.”

That’s right, sex can now be even more of a competition thanks to the I.Con. Depending on your competitive streak and your confidence, this smart condom could be the greatest thing to happen to sex in years or it could turn what was fun into yet another chance to feel inadequate.

This inspires us to get ourselves into better shape before we place our preorder. We’re not just talking about CrossFit or running or weight lifting—although those would certainly help—we’re talking about extra “training sessions” with our fifis. The more you masturbate, the greater your endurance.

If you’ve been training up with your fifi, your endurance should be solid, and smart condoms could be the way to prove it.