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Sexy Halloween costumes: fifi can help with your urges

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Halloween is a fun holiday for a lot of reasons, as you probably could tell by our list of fifi costumes. One of the biggest reasons we love this holiday the most is that we enjoy it when hot people show off their drool-worthy bodies. Duh, right? Well, the only problem with that is that you get pretty stimulated when some woman you’ve been panting after for months decides to tart herself up as a schoolgirl in a plaid skirt that looks more like a belt, or if that hot dude at the bar is dressed like one of the Spartans from 300 and you have a fetish for the capes and helmets.

Sometimes you can get lucky at a sexy Halloween bash because people are feeling more adventurous, but what if you end up frustrated? Nip that possibility in the bud. The obvious thing to do if you don’t want to take a risk on jerking off in the bathroom at the club or party (although the possibility of getting caught might be a turn-on) is to masturbate before you even leave the house. Use your fifi male masturbator and you don’t even need to worry about running late for your night out because of needing to clean it. The disposable sleeves make this the easiest male sex toy to use and own. Do your deed, toss the sleeve, and you’re done. It feels better than your hand. Trick or treat, or should we say dick or treat?

And if you’re headed to the right kind of party, you can even bring fifi along as a bottle cozy.

Happy Halloween, horn dogs! Get your fifi here.