Prostate awareness month happens every year in September, but recognition of prostate cancer also happens in Movember, a.k.a. No-Shave November. You’ve probably seen more guys than usual growing their facial hair recently, and maybe you’re doing it too. But you might not know the origins of this annual November tradition, or what connection it could possibly have with masturbation and men’s sex toys. Read more
We see fewer masturbation scenes in movies than outright fucking, probably for the same puritanical reasons that we’re always told that masturbation will make us go blind. Somehow, society got the idea that pleasuring yourself is “dirtier” than getting it on with another person. (Sex with multiple other people is even “worse” on the scale o’ sin, but we’re getting off topic.) We at fifi Sex Toy for Men love to see self-loving getting the attention it deserves in mainstream Hollywood movies.
So here are some of the most famous movie masturbation scenes, in chronological order. We’ve left out the disturbing ones, like The Exorcist and Midnight Express, because we’re all about the fun ones. Read more
Halloween is a fun holiday for a lot of reasons, as you probably could tell by our list of fifi costumes. One of the biggest reasons we love this holiday the most is that we enjoy it when hot people show off their drool-worthy bodies. Duh, right? Well, the only problem with that is that you get pretty stimulated when some woman you’ve been panting after for months decides to tart herself up as a schoolgirl in a plaid skirt that looks more like a belt, or if that hot dude at the bar is dressed like one of the Spartans from 300 and you have a fetish for the capes and helmets. Read more
For those of us here at fifi, Halloween is one of the best times of the whole year. As incorrigible horn dogs, we love anything that makes people at parties and clubs bare flesh like they’re at the beach or in the bedroom. Okay, the “Sexy Freddie Krueger” costume is totally ridiculous, but we’re all about a “Sexy Paratrooper.” Dressing up as something you’re not is fun, so we thought it might be fun to make costumes for our favorite male sex toys. Here are a few ideas you can use if you’d like to dress up your fifi. Read more
Do you live with a partner who is overly fond of pink stuff that’s covered in flowers? Do they make a pillow fort on the bed that you have to deconstruct every night before you can go to sleep? Does your bed wear a skirt?
Those are all telltale signs that your bedroom isn’t your own. We like to call it the Pink Floral Creep. Some guys build a man cave to deal with this sort of thing, but maybe you don’t have the space or the money to fix up a spare room or a garage to your heart’s masculine desire. This leaves you at the mercy of all that awful flowery pink stuff. Read more
You’ve probably heard of playing Barry White to set the mood when you’re about to get laid, but have you ever treated yourself to a soundtrack for masturbation? If you’re more of a practical kind of guy, think of it this way: if you live with other people, you’d probably like a bit of privacy music. For whatever reason you choose, you’ll have no shortage of songs about choking your chicken in a variety of genres. See our previous post if you’re looking for women singing about masturbation, but this time it’s all about letting the dudes sing about masturbation. Maybe one day somebody will write a song about a fifi. Read more
Music sets the mood for sex, but have you ever tried it for flying solo? Listening to a woman sing about masturbation can be a huge turn-on if you’re into women. (But if you’re not, don’t fret because we’re going to do another list for you, too.) It’s a myth that women don’t often sing about jilling off, and that’s why it’s so exciting when they do. Well, women do like to sing about celebrating Palm Sunday, but sometimes they’re more subtle. Sometimes. These songs about masturbation by women range from “subtle as a 2×4” to “your parents let you listen to the song repeatedly and never noticed” on the subtlety scale. Read more
We’re up to our eyeballs in pumpkin spice everything, in case you hadn’t noticed. Every maker of just about every product goes overboard with the orange gourd during September through November, at least, with some spillage into the months before and after. If you’re not a fan of the sweet squash, it must be a tedious season: stores are full of pumpkin spice coffee, candy, baked goods, breakfast cereal, ice cream, alcohol, perfume, candles, skin care products, and beyond. We once saw an ad for a pumpkin spice massage special at a local spa, and not even the sexy kind. But it turns out there actually are pumpkin spice sex toys. Read more
Back in the ’90s, the U.S. had a surgeon general who went on record to say that masturbation is good for you. At the time it was such a huge controversy that she ended up losing her job.
But she gets the last laugh now, because time has shown that she was on to something. There have been studies published all over the world that showed the cancer-fighting benefits of orgasm. Those studies have found that men who ejaculate more than five times per week are up to 33 percent less likely to develop prostate cancer. Cumming helps to flush toxins from your urogenital tract, according to sexologists. (Side note: what’s your homework like when you’re studying to become a sexologist? Even if it’s not hands-on, it has to be a great icebreaker in college when people ask “what’s your major.”) Read more