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Our favorite sex slang

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If you’d like some new, or new-ish sex-related slang terms to add to your vocabulary alongside the ever-popular “beej,” “side chick,” and the Shakespearean “beast with two backs,” just read on for a few other favorites we’ve been using.

We can’t promise that putting these words into regular rotation will actually make you sound cooler, but if you’re the kind of guy who likes new lingo, we’ve got you covered.

Sascrotch

This is another word for that 1970s bush that has been allowed to run wild, like a Sasquatch in the woods. Hey, it doesn’t have to be a bad thing—it’s a fetish for some people and a political statement for others.

Doppelbanger

If you’ve banged someone who is practically a double for another person, especially someone you’d like to be fucking, they’re a doppelbanger.

Postboned

When sex makes you late for work, an appointment, an event, it’s been postboned, or “post-boned.”

Masturwait

Another time-themed sex slang term, this is what you say when a poor Internet connection makes your porn video buffer. We are all too familiar with that one, we’re sad to say, even with good wifi.

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