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Independence Day & fifi: freedom from messy masturbation


Independence Day in the USA is a time for cookouts, beach vacations, afternoons at the swimming pool or on the lake, and of course, nights of fireworks. (We mean that literally, but some of you will hopefully be setting off some indoor fireworks with your favorite bed partner.) Hot weather can make a man horny, as can the promise of hotties in bikinis at your friend’s cookout at his house on the lake.

There are a lot of ways we can celebrate our independence, and we’re here to celebrate the freedom to masturbate. You probably ought to keep that indoors, because we don’t have the freedom to jerk it anywhere we please. That’s all about other people’s freedom not to see your junk if they don’t want to. But you can still use your favorite sex toy freely outside of the public eye, and we know you want something better than your hand.

When you have a fifi male masturbator, you’re free to toss your load, then toss the inner sleeve and take a nap. Or maybe you’re on your way out… say, to that friend’s Fourth of July cookout with all the bikini-clad babes. You’re in a hurry to get out the door, but you need to relieve your tension before you go making a spectacle of yourself in your swim trunks. All you have to do is use your fifi, throw out the disposable sleeve, and go about the rest of your day.

We have a patriotic range of fifi colors, if you really want to get into the Independence Day spirit. You can choose Fire Red, Big Blue, or Commando Camouflage. Other colors include Rugged Gray, Mack Black, and the brand-new furfi, which is made of black faux fur inside and out. Get fifi here, and don’t forget the disposable sleeves and water-based fifi lube.