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Happy December, masturbators! We’re in the time of year when people eat a lot more than usual, maybe drink a lot more than usual, and of course, spend a lot more money than usual. Masturbation might take a back seat amid all the festivities, but we know there are a lot of you out there who are as dedicated to dancing with the one-eyed sailor as we are. We might be chronic self-abusers, but we’re dealing with holiday stress a lot better than we would if we deprived ourselves. The less we masturbate during the rush of gift buying, planning, and family visits, the higher our stress levels climb, so our fifi male masturbators are getting even more of a workout than usual these days. Having an orgasm is the cheapest and most enjoyable form of therapy we know.

Now, we’re not claiming to have all the answers here, but science facts are on our side. When you shoot your load, you’re also releasing endorphins that can relieve stress, help you avoid depression, and even boost your immune system (more important than usual this time of year). You can get these benefits from both sex and jerking off. If you don’t believe us, just do a web search for “masturbation is good for you,” “health benefits of masturbation,” or words to that effect.

As a men’s masturbation toy, the fifi is highly qualified to handle your tension-relieving needs. You don’t have to deal with the additional stress of cleaning it out after you’re done, because fifi uses a disposable sleeve that goes on the inside. When you’re finished, you don’t have to clean up anything. You just throw out the disposable sleeve. That makes it even easier just to roll over and go to sleep after you’ve gotten off.

You could use your hand to ease your holiday stress, but you shouldn’t have to settle for that when fifi is so much better. If you don’t already have your own fifi sex toy for men, stuff your own stocking and get it here.