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We’ve probably all heard horror stories about masturbation gone terribly wrong. Not just the old classic you’ll go blind/hair will grow on your palms warnings, but actual, real-life cautionary tales. The kind of thing that never happens with a fifi male masturbation toy, in other words.

Fans of The Big Bang Theory surely remember the time Leonard and Raj took Howard to the emergency room when his robot hand got stuck on his penis (and he didn’t try the old IT trick of turning it off and on again). It was just a funny subplot on a sitcom, but if you know any ER nurses you’ll probably be able to get some similar entertaining stories out of them.

One time we heard about a guy who burned his dick on a car’s tail pipe because he took “autoerotic” much too literally. That one was probably fictional too, but the rest of these are real.

A 27-year-old guy decided to slide a plastic bottle onto his cock to restrict blood flow to it, the way a cock ring does, and he ended up in the hospital getting the bottle cut off it because his dick had swollen inside the bottle.

One poor schmuck jacked off so much he made himself sick. All the salami spanking abraded the shaft of his penis, which made him vulnerable to a microbial infection and required more than one skin graft surgery to fix. Give that man some lotion!

Canadian medical case studies have shown that a disturbing number of men have accidentally smacked their dick into the steering wheel when they were driving and jerking at the same time.

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